Me So Horny (Nasty Version)
2 Live Crew
4:38My seven bizzoes Seven days, seven ways, just too much My seven bizzoes On Monday there's Melissa, I like to be with her I get all her money and, and then I diss her On Tuesday there's Theresa, she's my homeroom teacher She said "After school I would love to meet you" I said "Bet" with no regret Because a night with her was one I wouldn't forget So then I told all my homies and they all called me phony And said I was kickin' a bunch of that bologna But they soon found out and now they all believe 'Cause every Tuesday after school me and her would leave My seven bizzoes My seven bizzoes Seven days, seven ways, just too much My seven bizzoes On Wednesday there's Wanda who looks like Jane Fonda She said she likes bikes so I put her on my Honda I took her to the park where it was pitch dark She done what I asked right from the start She got naked, then my dick got erected Before I rocked her pussy I had to check it But when we're in school she tries to play it cool 'Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know the truth But me and her both know all the facts She's in love with a brother from the ghetto who is black My seven bizzoes My seven bizzoes Seven days, seven ways, just too much My seven bizzoes On Thursday there's Trina, her perfume lingers She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger On Friday there's Frances who likes to take chances When her husband's at work she does me dirty dances She's my own private skeezer, she's not a dick teaser She knows what I like, and that's to please her On Saturday there's Suzie who likes my jacuzzi She hops in naked with a bad-ass booty She takes a drink, then her head starts to sink She slobs on Bob while I play with the pink My seven bizzoes Seven bizzoes Seven days, seven ways, too much My seven bizzoes On Sunday there's Connie who fucks with Slick Ronny She's a tricky-dick bitch who's out for his money She's always scheming and hot like a demon I thought I came in her mouth, but I was only peeing Now all these hoes belong to one player A hard dick brother and a pussy surveyor Now y'all ain't heard, you better go ask your mother That your sister's being dicked by Marquis your brother Seven bizzoes Seven days, seven ways, too much My seven bizzoes Yeah