Riboflavin

When the moon arises on the western sky 
And the vampires are out on the sly 
At times they have trouble finding necks to bite 
That's why I cook up in my roon tonight

My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood 
(Her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood) 
Drac came to me one night at 12 
And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf 

I exclaimed "don't fret!" I'll give you on fix 
Of my newly regenerated mix 
I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood 
(She gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated 
Blood) 

It gives you quick relief you see 
From fang aches and corpusle deficiency 
Natter! consuming my laboratory brew 
Will make a new vampire out of you 

It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood 
That riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood 
Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch 
Now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch 

If you're biting mre necks enjoying it less 
Try my new non-carbonated best 
My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood 
(Her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)