Regression Song

When you were a kid everything was easy
Everything was A-OK
Pokemon, scooby doo
No one to tell you someday you'd end up gay
Now you're grown up and everything is scary
Everything is time, money, stress
What you would give to do it all again
This time in a polka dot dress

Bring me back some orange tic-tacs
And a happy meal with a toy
All I want is another shot
But this time don't call me a boy
Barbie car, pink chalk on the tar
Let me give it another whirl
Modelling clay, cartoons on Saturday
But this time I wanna be a girl

Bring me back some orange tic-tacs
And a happy meal with a toy
All I want is another shot
But this time don't call me a boy
Barbie car, pink chalk on the tar
Let me give it another whirl
Modelling clay, cartoons on Saturday
But this time I wanna be a girl

Bring me back some orange tic-tacs
And a happy meal with a toy
All I want is another shot
But this time don't call me a boy
Barbie car, pink chalk on the tar
Let me give it another whirl
Modelling clay, cartoons on Saturday
But this time I wanna be a girl