Intro

Here ya go, man

Jesus Christ, man, you're going to war

What I say? Didn't I say come to me? 
Do I ever disappoint? Fucking no
Why? I deliver
Why? I'm your man 
How do I know? How? Know? Know how
I got a hundred things to do this morning 
You're first in line, so could we move it along please?

Okay fine, right 
I'm just looking for something, small, light, cheap 
.380, .32, something like that

No, no, no 
You want to be packing like a man 
Eddie, you're a man, man
How 'bout this 6-inch 3-5-7 Magnum?
Yeah

Automatics 
Browning 9-mill
Now I know what you're thinking, that's got no stopping power 
But that's got thirteen shots in the clip, man
That won't just kill a man
That'll turn him inside out, pull him upside down 
Piss on him, read him his last rights

Alright fine, yeah 
I get the message, I'm just
I'm just a bit fucking lost there
And these are totally untraceable?

They don't exist

What about guarantees?

What do you think this is? 
Guns-are-us?