Sofa Of The Gods

Upon the couch, I claim my seat
Snacks on lap, it's time to eat
Remote of power, I lift thee high
Butt on sofa, I touch the sky!

No dragons here, no mighty quest
Just me and chips-I'm at my best!

Sofa of the Gods, where I recline
With chips and cola, I feel divine!
No battles to fight, no swords in hand
I rule the remote, in a lazy land!
Sofa of the Gods, where heroes rest
In PJs and slippers, I am the best!

The cushions call, I can't resist
The sofa's pull, like heaven's kiss
I vanquish chores with one swift swipe
The living room couch. Godlike!

No knights in sight, no armor worn
Just pizza boxes, and movies on!

Sofa of the Gods, where I recline
With chips and cola, I feel divine!
No battles to fight, no swords in hand
I rule the remote, in a lazy land!
Sofa of the Gods, where heroes rest
In PJs and slippers, I am the best!

Oh, mighty cushions, soft and true
I bow to Netflix, and Hulu too!
My only quest: to binge and feast
In this sofa throne, I am the beast!

Oh, mighty cushions, soft and true
I bow to Netflix, and Hulu too!
My only quest: to binge and feast
In this sofa throne, I am the beast!

Sofa of the Gods, where I recline
With chips and cola, I feel divine!
No battles to fight, no swords in hand
I rule the remote, in a lazy land!
Sofa of the Gods, where heroes rest
In PJs and slippers, I am the best!