Little Green Men From Outer Space

Better not step on the cracks
Watch out! Jump back!
Better not step on the cracks
Watch out! Jump back!
If you do I'd better warn ya
A giant bear'll come around the corner
It'll swallow you whole in just one bite
"D'you think that's true?"
"I think it might"
Then you'd better not step on the cracks!

Better not swallow a pip
Cough up! Then spit!
Better not swallow a pip
Cough up! Then spit!
If you do, don't be surprised
If a tree grows in your insides
"Can that be true?"
"Without a doubt!"
Then you'd better not swallow a pip!

Better not make that face
Watch out- the wind might change!
Better not make that face
Watch out- the wind might change!
If it does you'll be in trouble
With your face all in a muddle
It'll stay that way til you're old and grey...
"What did she say?"
"It'll NEVER change??"
So you'd better not make that face!
-And you'd better not swallow a pip!
-And you'd better not step on a crack!
-And that's all I'll say about that!