Another Good Reason

I woke up the other night
Lying on the floor
Right beside someone
I've never seen before
She said my name's Juliet
And Romeo you ain't
That's another good reason not to drink
That's another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If i keep going on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
That's another good reason not to drink
I cant go see my best friend
He said stay away
Just because of what I said
On his wedding day
He oughta call a sherman
'Cause she looks just like a tank
That's another good reason not to drink
That's another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep going on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
That's another good reason not to drink
I'm gonna sue the city
About that policeman
Last night as I left the bar
He stepped right on my hand
He said 'are you drunk or blind?
I said 'let me think
That's another good reason not to drink
That's another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep going on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
That's another good reason not to drink
That's another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If i keep going on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
That's another good reason
Baby,let me in I'm freezing
Another good reason not to drink