The Name Game (From "American Horror Story: Asylum") (Feat. Jessica Lange)

The name game

Judy!
Judy, Judy, bo-budy, banana fanna fo-fudy
Fee-fi-mo-mudy
Judy

Lana!
Lana, Lana, bo-bana, banana-fanna, fo-fanna
Fee-fi-mo-mana
Lana

Come on, everybody
I say, now let's play a game
I bet you I can make a rhyme
Out of anybody's name

The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn't there
But a "B" or an "F"
Or an "M" will appear

And then I say "Bo" add a "B" then I say the name
Then "banana", "fanna" and a "fo"
And then I say the name again with an "F" very plain
Then the "fee", "fi" and a "mo"
And then I say the name again with an "M" this time
And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Pepper!
Pepper, Pepper, bo-bepper, banana-fana, fo-fepper
Fee-fi-mo-mepper
Pepper

But if the first two letters are ever the same
I drop them both and say the name
Like Bob, Bob, drop the "B's", Bo-ob
For Fred, Fred, drop the "F's", Fo-red
For Mary, Mary, drop the "M's", Mo-ary
That's the only rule that is contrary

Okay, now say "Bo"! (Bo!)
Now Tony with a "B" (Bony!)
Then "Banana-fanna-fo" (Banana-fanna-fo)
Then you say the name again with an "F" very plain (Fony)
Then a "fee", "fi" and a "mo" (Fee-fi-mo!)
Then say the name again with an "M" this time (Mony)
And there isn't any name that you can't rhyme

Kit, Kit, bo-bit, banana-fanna
Banana-fanna, fo-fit
Fee-fi-mo-mit, Kit!

The name game