Hello!

Hello!
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you
The most amazing book

Hello!
My name is Elder Grant
It's a book about America
A long, long time ago

It has
So many awesome parts
You simply won't believe how much
This book can change your life

Hello!
My name is Elder Green
I would like to share with you
This book of Jesus Christ

Hello!
My name is Elder Young
(Hello!)
Did you know that Jesus lived
Here in the USA?

You can
Read all about it now
(Hello!)
In this nifty book, it's free!
No, you don't have to pay
(Hello!)

Hello!
My name is Elder Smith
And can I leave this book with you
For you to just peruse? (Hello!)
(Hello! Hello!)
I'll just leave it here
It has a lot of information you can really use

Hello!
(Hi!)
My name is— (Jesus Christ!)
You have a lovely home!
(Hello!)
It's an amazing book!

(Bonjour!)
Hola!
(Ni Hao!)
Me llamo Elder White!
(Are these your kids?)
This book gives you the secret
To eternal life! (Sound good?)

Eternal life!
(With Jesus Christ)
Is super fun!
(Hello! Ding dong!)
And if you let us in we'll show you
How it can be done
No thanks? (You sure?)
Oh, well! (That's fine)
Goodbye!
(Have fun in hell)
Hey now!

You simply won't believe how much
(This book will change your—)
(This book will change your—)
This book will change your life!
This book will change your life!

Hello, would you like to change religions?
I have a free book written by Jesus!
No! No, Elder Cunningham
That's not how we do it!
You're making things up again!
Just stick to the approved dialogue
Elders, show him!

(Hello!)
Hello!
(My name is) Elder Cunningham!
And we would like to share with you
This book of Jesus Christ!
(Hello! Hello!)
(Ding dong! Heigh-ho!)
Just take this book! (It's free!)
For you! (For me!)
(You see?)

You simply won't believe how much
(This book will change—)
(This book will change your—)
This book will change your life!
So you won't burn in—
Hell—o!

You're gonna die someday
But if you read this book you'll see
That there's another way
Spend eternity
With friends and family

We can fully guarantee you that
This book will change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will change your life!
(Hello!)
This book will change your life!
This book will change your life!

The book of
Mormon!
(Mormon!)
Hello!