When You'Re A Dog

Well, okay, you asked for it
It's time to bust some canine knowledge on you

Sound asleep, sunny day
Hear somebody call my name

Hey Reggie, time to get up!
Yaaawn!

Stretch and yawn, collar on
To the lawn, and do the same

Just like yoga!
Yeah, downward dog

Barking loud and chasing clouds away
Playing all my favorite games to play

Watering in the old oak tree
Sniffing where I shouldn't be
Try it out, it's really fun you'll see

When you're a dog

Back at home, free to roam
I can do just what I please

Dig a hole, chew the bone
And don't forget to scratch those fleas

Uh uh, did I say fleas?
I, I meant dry skin

Yeah, right

I don't need to learn to sit or stay
I don't hear a single word you say

But if you say you have a treat
I'll be waiting at your feet
One more treat would make the day complete

When you're a dog

Barking loud and chasing clouds away
Going for a ride on holiday

Seeing all the sights to see
With my best friend next to me
Hanging out the window is a breeze

When you're a dog

Yeah, hanging out with you is a real breeze too, Andy Z

Hey, thanks Reggie!

Don't mention it

Now, why don't you try sticking your head out the window?

Uh, well, I don't

Go ahead and try it, it's cool!

Oh, yeah, that is nice!

Now let's celebrate with a howl!
HOWWWWWWL!

Hey, that's a pretty good howl for a human!

Well, I learned from the best

Aw shucks, you're gonna make this doggy blush

I didn't know dogs could blush

Oh, oh yeah! You just can't see it through the fur