The Whiskey Made Me Do It

I saw that girl and I reached down to kiss her
Didn't realize she was my girlfriend's sister

Oh, the whiskey made me do it
Yeah, the whiskey made me do it
I said the whiskey made me do it
I ain't gonna do it no more

We woke up naked on the hood of her car
The police said, "This time you took it too far"

The whiskey made me do it
Yeah, the whiskey made me do it
The whiskey made me do it
I ain't gonna do it no more

Drinking triples
And seeing double
Acting single
Now I'm in trouble

Oh yeah
They took me to the judge, I said
"Why bother?"
'Cause that judge is my girlfriend's father

Thrown into jail
Down on my luck
My cellmate said
"Boy, I hope you like to-"

The whiskey made me do it
Oh, the whiskey made me do it
I said the whiskey made me do it
I ain't gonna do it no more

The whiskey made me do it
Oh, the whiskey made me do it
The whiskey made me do it
Oh, the whiskey made me do it
I said the whiskey made me do it
I ain't gonna do it no more