Woman

Oh, woman
I'm in love with you
My love is deep, my love is true
To you, woman
I'm in love

Your hair's so soft, your eyes are blue
Your skin is warm, I'll be true to you
Woman, I'm in love with you

You came to me in a dream, I'm sure
You gave your love, but gave much more to me
Woman, uh, will you marry me?

Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife
To love and to cherish in sickness and in health
Till death do you part?
I do
You may now kiss your bride

Till death do you part?
Till death us do part
Till death do you part?
Till death us do part
Till death do you part?
Till death us do part, no!

Well, what's that you just said to me?
You didn't argue like this yesterday
Woman, I don't understand
And what's that you say to me?
I can't sit at home and watch my TV
Woman, you're annoying me
Well, you sit around the house in your dirty clothes
You're looking a mess, you're always picking your nose
Woman, you're a fucking mess
Well, your tits are big, but your brains are small
Sometimes I wonder if you have brains at all
Woman, go fuck yourself
Oh God, why did I marry you?
What did I do to deserve you?
Woman, why me?
Well, fuck you, fuck you
Don't you tell me what to do
Woman, leave me alone
Woman, woman, woman, woman, woman
You've ruined me