Irish Goodbye

Hey dude! What's up?
Dude, you and me
Let's go out tonight man, one drink
Look, I know you got to work tomorrow
And I know you don't wanna go out, but come on, man
We'll get one drink and we'll leave
I promise, it will not be like last time

They told me to come out tonight
They said that it'd be fun
I told them that they're very sweet
But I think my day is done
My bones are tired, my brain is wired
And I'm barely even awake
Plus we just went out a month ago
And I think I need a break

Next thing I know my friend tried to text me
"Hey, best buddy, do you wanna grab one drink?
Know you hate crowds and I know that it's so loud
Promise that it's one, have you back by sundown"

Next thing I know it's well past midnight
Buddy's fucked up and he's 'bout to start a fist fight
Work in the morning but I'm probably going to call out
Had a couple spoons but I think that I'm all out

I don't want to lie
I think I need to go home and hide
I think I've had enough people tonight
I'm 'bout to go and give them the old Irish Goodbye, baby
I'm 'bout to run, run, run away
I'm 'bout to run, run, run away
I'm 'bout to run, run, run away
I'm 'bout to run, run, run away, baby

I just called the Uber but my friend is still inside
He told me it'd be one drink
I should've known it was just a lie

I don't want to lie
I think I need to go home and hide
I think I've had enough people tonight
I'm about to go and give them the old Irish Goodbye, baby
I'm 'bout to run, run, run away
I'm 'bout to run, run, run away
I'm 'bout to run, run, run away
I'm 'bout to run, run, run away, baby