Better Than Anything New (Feat. Jeremiah Gascho)
Ascension
3:56Sure, Mohawk has beaten us twelve years in a row Sure, they're terrific athletes They've got the best equipment that money can buy Hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse But it doesn't matter Do you know that every Mohawk competitor has an electrocardiogram, blood and urine tests every forty-eight hours to see if there's any change in his physical condition? Do you know that they use the most sophisticated training methods from the Soviet Union, East and West Germany But it doesn't matter It just doesn't matter It just doesn't matter It just doesn't matter Ascension It just doesn't matter Come on! Look it, just 'cause we're losing doesn't mean it's all over Cut the crap Morty I mean, the Mohawks have beaten us the last twelve years, they're gonna beat us again That's just the attitude we don't need Sure sure, Mohawk has beaten us twelve years in a row Sure sure, terrific athletes They've got the best equipment that money can buy Hell hell, every team they're sending over here has their own personal masseuse But it doesn't matter Hey gang come on! Look it, just 'cause we're losing doesn't mean it's all over Cut the crap Morty Oh, I better stick with the sample I'm so bad But at least I know I'm bad So that makes me a little less bad But it doesn't matter Oh I'm so bad Just try a little sample Oh my god Oh, I better stick with the sample I'm so bad Oh, I better stick with the sample I'm so bad It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose! It just doesn't matter!