What An Idiot He Is

Well he walks with a swagger and he talks with a sneer
And everything about him tells you don't come near
Well he doesn't bother looking to the left or to the right
He knows where he is going and he keeps it in sight
He can never figure out why he's so uptight
What an idiot he is
Well he always got to make a big impression on you
Got to show you what he has and tell you what he can do
And all the while he's going to try to cut you down to size
Trying to hide the simple truth that he's a lousy liar
One thing he can never do is look you in the eye
What an idiot he is
He hasn't bothered thinking since he was a kid
To tell you he already knew what he had to know by then
Anyone who disagrees with him should be in prison
All he wants is what is his even if it isn't
You can talk him till you're through but you'll never make him listen
What an idiot he is
He thinks his only problem is he ain't got more
He wants to get so rich he can buy the whole damn store
Well I guess he knows the value of a hard earned buck
If you try to bum some money he'll have no luck
But he'll spend a couple hundred dollars for a decal on his truck
No problem
The only thing he cares about is what it's gonna cost
And the only shame he knows is that the home team lost
He's got an easy boy recliner and a color TV
A Colt 45 hidden underneath the seat
And he's been hired to shoot somebody in the knee
What an idiot he is
He doesn't even know what an idiot he is
He says, what's an idiot?
Lord have pity
His favorite food is Wonder Bread and Cheez Whiz
Gimme
He is one percent attention and ninety-nine show
He's always got an answer even if he doesn't know
Tell him what he's at and he'll tell you where to go
What an idiot he is
Well I see him everywhere I go and it gives me a pain
When I see him in the movies he rattles cellophane
He's always got a dumb expression on his face
It makes me feel sorry for the human race
'Cause I got a funny feeling that he's running the place