I Want My Boyfriends To Kiss

I want my boyfriends to kiss, swap spit
Lock lips, if you love me, prove it
We can switch, call that a banana split
Smooch him, if you love me, prove it
Don't need a hit when I've got gear shifts
If I had one wish, my boyfriends would kiss

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss

I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss
I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss

I want my boyfriends to kiss, swap spit
Lock lips, if you love me, prove it
Double-dip, grab his hips
I'm sick of this, can my boyfriends just kiss?
To this music, I'd fucking lose it
Go on, do it, what the fuck?

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss

I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss
I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss

I make 'em both take turns holding my purse
Jealousy is super ugly, it gets on my nerves
Boys, please, don't fight over me
Go do the mature thing, make out, tongue each other

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss, kiss, kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
Kiss, kiss, kiss-kiss-kiss-kiss

I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss
I want my boyfriends, want my boyfriends to kiss

It could all be so simple
God made Adam and Eve, and Steve
Why are we not all kissing? This is absurd