Change Machine

I ate my breakfast
And watched a TV show
Drank a pot of coffee
Got in my car
And went off down the road
I cut all the ties that I'd strung along
I cut all the ties that I'd strung along
I cut all the ties that I'd strung along
I cut all the ties

Every Dunkin' Donuts corner, I'm making lefts
After every McDonalds, I will turn right
And I ain't stopping 'till California
And everything's gonna be just the way I like things to be

I bought me a shotgun
On way through Ohio
Rolled on to the next town, stopped the car
And rolled down the windows
I shot up every living thing that I could see
I shot up every living thing that I could see
I shot up every living thing that I could see
I shot up every fucking thing
Hold me down a wifebeater copper with nothing said
I unzip myself and I let him give me head
And as I left him there, bleeding out on the car floor
He mumbled "Never felt this way about another man before"

I used to jerk off just to fucking people
Now I jerk off to people jerking off to me

Oh, I'm a change machine
You better fucking listen to me
Oh, I'm a change machine
Uh huh
Ohio, I'm a change machine
You better fucking listen to me
I'm a change machine
Oh, I'm a change machine
You better fucking listen to me
Oh, I'm a change machine
You better fucking listen to me
Oh, I'm a change machine
Ohio, I'm a change machine
You better fucking listen to me
I'm a change machine

Oh, oooh
Oh, oooh
Oh, oooh
Better fucking listen to me