Shitzu

Starbucks coffee, OMG
Please just bring her back to me

What the heck, that's my pooch
I know it is, I smelled her poop
I literally just bathed that bitch
I did her nails, they're freshly clipped
OMG, don't freak me out
I think I know what this about
I borrowed money in 2010
I meant to pay you back again
You're totally buggin', I'm sick of this shit
I'll call my dad and he'll get pissed
I'll stab your neck with my Honda keys
I'll cut myself, give her back to me

Why does this always happen to me?
Gone, gone, gone, g-g-gone, gone
(You stole my Shih Tzu, hey)
You stole my Shih Tzu, uh-huh
You stole my Shih Tzu, hey
You stole my Shih Tzu, uh-huh
You stole my Shih Tzu, hey
You stole my Shih Tzu, uh-huh
You stole my Shih Tzu, hey
You stole my Shih Tzu, uh-huh

Gone, gone, g-g-gone, gone
Gone, g-g-gone, gone
Gone, g-g-gone, gone
(Gone, you stole my Shih Tzu)
Gone, g-g-gone, gone
Gone, gone, g-g-gone, gone
(Gone, Starbucks coffee, OMG)
Gone, g-g-gone, gone (Please just bring her back to me)

What the heck, that's my pooch
I know it is, I smelled her poop
I literally just bathed that bitch
I did her nails, they're freshly clipped
OMG, don't freak me out
I think I know what this about
I borrowed money in 2010
I meant to pay you back again
You're totally buggin', I'm sick of this shit
I'll call my dad and he'll get pissed
I'll stab your neck with my Honda keys
I'll cut myself, give her back to me

Why does this always happen to me?
Gone, gone, gone, g-g-gone, gone (You stole my Shih Tzu)
(You stole my Shih Tzu, hey)
You stole my Shih Tzu, uh-huh
You stole my Shih Tzu, hey
You stole my Shih Tzu, uh-huh
You stole my Shih Tzu, hey
You stole my Shih Tzu, uh-huh
You stole my Shih Tzu

Starbucks coffee, OMG
Please just bring her back to me

What the heck, that's my pooch
I know it is, I smelled her poop
I literally just bathed that bitch
I did her nails, they're freshly clipped
OMG, don't freak me out
I think I know what this about
I borrowed money in 2010
I meant to pay you back again
You're totally buggin', I'm sick of this shit
I'll call my dad and he'll get pissed
I'll stab your neck with my Honda keys
I'll cut myself, give her back to me

Why does this always happen to me?
Gone, gone, gone, g-g-gone, gone
(You stole my Shih Tzu)