Gone Girl Gone

(One, two, one, two, three)

Back then, I was living free
I was taking care of only me
How could I know it wasn't meant to be?
Gone girl gone

I dropped out in the 13th grade
I moved away, but now I wish I stayed
It's not like I was getting laid
Gone girl gone

I was listening to you, my sweet Lord
I wasn't busy, but I wasn't bored
My whole life was just a passing chord
Gone girl gone

Meeting her was just dumb luck
I was living in my pickup truck
She opened up like an oyster shucked
Gone girl gone

I can't get her out of my head
And now I'm coming off the pain meds
I'm still sleeping on a sofa bed
Gone girl gone

She used to lose her cool a lot
Always telling me what I'm not
It's so hard to hold a boiling pot
Gone girl gone

Her love left me feeling raw
You won't believe everything I saw
But we was only living common law
So she's gone girl gone

Nowadays, I just don't make plans
The only thing I bang is pots and pans
I hear she's doing good on OnlyFans
Gone girl gone

Now, I thank the lucky stars
I hear they're sending men back to Mars
So come and find me in some topless bar
Gone girl gone

Ain't no one loving me for loving's sake
Ain't no one baking me a wedding cake
So you can jump into a frozen lake
Gone girl gone

Most people just think too much
Always talking about such and such
I'm happy being out of touch
Gone girl gone

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