Monterey

I wrote a letter to you 
I never got a reply 
I started wondering why 
Is it something I wrote?

Did you get it 
If you really read it 
I hope you like the way that it flows 
And laugh at all of the jokes 

Should be easy 
The jokes are all cheesy 
I laced the whole letter with Monterey and cheddar 
Somewhere in it 
I wrote for a minute about 

I never ever want to come down 
I never ever want to come down from your love 

I wrote a letter or two 
Maybe I wrote you five 
Three were totally wild 
One just ended up gross 
Tried to spin it 
Heavily romantic 
Sexy with a touch of morose 
Didn't even come close 
More like sleazy 
With a side of greasy 
Like a freaky old fanatic that's bald and pornographic 

but somewhere in it 
I wrote for a minute about 

I never ever want to come down 
I never ever want to come down from your love 

You know that letter to you 
I never got a reply 
Started wondering why 
Then I figured it out 
You didn't get it 
Cause I never sent it 
I found it with a few other notes 
Underneath some old clothes 
It's kind of crazy 
You probably won't believe me 
But I'm a better dresser now that we're not together 
Hate to admit it 
You're all I'm ever thinkin about