I Refuse To Sing Along

Ernie: Gee, Bert, it's so much fun, I know you'll like it once we've begun 

Bert: Ernie, I've gotta wash my hair, I've gotta scrub my toes 

Ernie: We Bert, will have a ball, if I can get you to sing at all 

Bert: No, I refuse to sing along I won't 
So please don't ask me if I want to 'cause I don't 
Although for you I would do almost anything 
Along is one way which I do not want to sing 

Ernie: Ole Buddy, it'll make you happy 
When you start to sing a snappy 
Little number that will bounce you right along 

Bert: No! 

Ernie: Like "Farmer In The Dell" or "Old McDonald Had A Farm" or maybe "What's The Name Of That Song" 

Bert: No 

Ernie: So if you have a lot of choice, 
You'll love it that you've got a voice 
And even though the notes you sing are wrong 

Bert: ERNIE!! 

Ernie: You'll do a favor for us 
If you lift your voice in chorus 
For a swinging sing along song 

(Duet: singing these parts at the same time) 

Bert: I refuse to sing along I won't 
So please don't ask me if I want to 'cause I don't 
Although for you I would do almost anything 
Along is one way which I do not want to sing 

Ernie: Ole Buddy, it'll make you happy 
When you start to sing a snappy 
Little number that will bounce you right along 
Like "Farmer In The Dell" or "Old McDonald Had A Farm" or maybe "What's The Name Of That Song" 
So if you have a lot of choice, 
You'll love it that you've got a voice 
And even though the notes you sing are wrong 
You'll do a favor for us 
If you lift your voice in chorus 
For a swinging sing along song 

Bert: Ernie!!! 

Ernie: Please Bert, you'll like it too 
We'll sing together, just me and you 

Bert: AARGH!! 
No, I refuse to sing along that's it!!!! 
And in the bathroom it's ridiculous, I quit!! That's that! 
That's that! 

Ernie: Gee Bert, that was terrific!