If I Get Drunk

If I get drunk tonight
Somebody please, please, make sure I get home
If I get too tipsy
Somebody please, please, make sure I get home

Going down to the club
To have a real good time
And party all night long
Give me some juice ya'll and some Tanqueray
And soon it will be on
The sound of music
Cause I wanna dance ya'll
Get up do the electric slide
But if I start looking like I'm tore up, ya'll
Somebody take my keys and please don't let me drive

If I get drunk tonight
Somebody please, please, make sure I get home
If I get too tipsy
Somebody please, please, make sure I get home

Now I need somebody to look out for me
Just like I would look out for you
Cause it ain't no secret ya'll
Of what I'm going to the club to do
And bartender, I hope that you're ready
To serve it up all night long
And tell the dee jay
Put on Mel Waiters' Got My Whiskey song
Cause I've come out to party and I've got my money
I've got my whiskey but if I get too tipsy
Somebody please, please, make sure I get home

If I get drunk tonight
Somebody please, please, make sure I get home
If I get too tipsy
Somebody please, please, make sure I get home