The Bigg Woman Song

My goodness, Cincinnati kids, you should see what I see
I know you don't like them big like I like them, but my goodness
These big ladies is looking like macaroni and cheese
They looking like collard greens and cornbread
They looking like coleslaw and chitlins to me
And it's making me hungry, making me hungry, making me hungry
Cincinnati kids, you better see what I see

You know I couldn't put my CD out unless I put a song on here
And dedicated all the big ladies out there
But big ladies, don't be ashamed of the way you are
You are how God made you
You are unique and one of a kind

Ain't nothing wrong with the big, big woman (ain't nothing wrong)
That extra meat is an extra treat
For sure
Ain't nothing wrong with the big, big woman
Big women, it sure looks good to be big

Now some folks call them plus size
Big bones and a fat
Personally, I think that big lady is simply where it's at
Oh, I ain't got no problem putting a big lady on my arm
I think she just look like a big ol' good luck charm
You see, I don't even understand all these ladies, all anorexic and whack
I said, first I got to have a woman with some cushion pushing out the back, y'all
Plus, I got one root, and that's the dine-on self-meat troop
Big ladies, don't be ashamed
Just keep doing it how you do (go on, girl)

Ain't nothing wrong with the big, big woman (ain't nothing wrong)
That extra meat is an extra treat
For sure
Ain't nothing wrong with the big, big woman (ain't nothing wrong)
Big women, it sure looks good to be big

Go ahead and strut it, big ladies
Don't be ashamed, baby
What you is, girl?
That's 48, 46, 48
Sure look good to me
I can see some people gonna hear that song
And they gonna be like, Big Rob, you're dead wrong
But this, I'm serious about this, y'all
I'm dedicating this to all the big ladies out there
Since I was a little boy in the sandbox

Playing with Tonka trucks and G.I Joe and stuff
I used to like the little fat girls
And I'm a big man myself, so
Look here, big ladies, I think you should be respected
Collected, protected, and never neglected
You see, I like everything about a big woman
I like the way you walk, the way y'all talk
The way y'all put them little bracelets around your ankle
Them little ankle thing, you know that little jewelry stuff y'all wear?
Cute in the face, thick in the waist, I love you

Ain't nothing wrong with the big, big woman (ain't nothing wrong)
That extra meat is an extra treat
For sure
Ain't nothing wrong with the big, big woman (ain't nothing wrong)
Big women, it sure looks good to be big

Oh, strut it, big ladies
Go on and make it to it, sugar
You know, I'm looking at you
Yes, yes, yes
The extra meat for the extra treat
Fine from the head to the feet
Lord have mercy
Oh, brick house you's a bad mamma-jamma, sugar
What you is, forty-four weights? What's that?

Ain't nothin' wrong with that, baby
Don't be ashamed
I'mma tell y'all somethin'
My favorite time of the year is the summertime
When the big ladies put on them capri pants
And them mini skirts, and them short shorts
And they done rub their legs, and their ankles
And their heels, and their feet all down and baby oil up
Shake butt or somethin'

Lord have mercy
I heard a fella say, look at that big old fat girl
She got locks and rocks in the back of her pants
I said, mister, them is just lumps
And them lumps is just like grandmama's gravy
They good for you eat some

Ain't nothing wrong with the big, big woman (ain't nothing wrong)
That extra meat is an extra treat
For sure
Ain't nothing wrong with the big, big woman
Big women, it sure looks good to be big

Ain't nothing wrong with the big, big woman
That extra meat is an extra treat
For sure
Ain't nothing wrong with the big, big woman
Big women, it sure looks good to be big

Or whatever kind of names people come up with
Bloopy, Cuddly, whatever it is
Big ladies, don't be ashamed, I'm telling you
You are the way that God made you
Enjoy your life
And if them people don't like it, guess what?
Big Rob still do
I'm here to tell you that it's a lovely day today
And it's going to be a better day tomorrow
As long as big women keep on smiling

Keep on smiling, styling and profiling
Big women, the extra meat is an extra treat for sure
Don't be ashamed, big ladies
Don't be ashamed
Don't be ashamed
Cause the big man likes the big ladies
That's for sure
That's for sure
That's for sure