Doublewide Load

I got a tiny little dick and a tiny little ass
I shake this thing but I can't make it clap
My problem up front is fixed with a strap
But now I gotta fix this teeny tiny ass

I saved up my money and went by the Doc
Said there's gotta be a way to widen these chops
Had to sell my truck and some crack at the lake
But I finally got enough for some aftermarket cake

So I got a BBL and I'm double cheeked up
Got me two new humps on this old dump truck
I'm twerking while I'm jerking in the middle of the road
Can't wait to show my cousin this doublewide load

Now I'm the king of the bar with my brand new cheeks
This doublewide booty has 'em weak in the knees
Even the preacher said son what have you done
I said God made me skinny but I added some buns

So I got a BBL and I'm double cheeked up
Got me two new humps on this old dump truck
I'm twerking while I'm jerking in the middle of the road
Can't wait to show my cousin this doublewide load

Now my boots can't handle all this extra weight
But this ass is the best damn choice I've made
The boys all stare and the girls all cheer
This doublewide dump's the eighth wonder 'round here

So I got a BBL and I'm double cheeked up
Got me two new humps on this old dump truck
I'm twerking while I'm jerking in the middle of the road
Can't wait to show my cousin this doublewide load

My ass is so fat that I can barely see
I got twelve new pounds of that booty meat
I'll shake and bake it like a country man do
This doublewide booty is brand spankin' new