Midnight Fishing

I was fishing by the creek with my bubble butt bro
We were sending those lines like nobody else knows
We cracked twelve beers by that old red oak
And his line gave a tug, buddy, what do you know
That flounder went wild and bent his pole
He clenched his cheeks, but he lost control
He called for help, so I jumped in quick
I grabbed his jeans, but they started to rip
Now we're balls out fishing in the midnight breeze
With pants ripped open right down to the knees
I ran to go help, but when I crossed the mud
I fell dick first right into his butt
He tried to buck and tried to get loose
Boy, get that thing out of my caboose
He said, are you done, I said not quite
Then he bounced that thing under the moonlight
We sat there stuck in a tangled mess
Boots in the air and balls on my chest
I said bro, this ain't what I had in mind
He said, boy, shut up and give it some time
Then we heard a splash and a real loud shout
The game warden came down to pull us out
He slipped in the mud and his pants came down
Now there's three big men just flopping around
Now we're balls out fishing in the midnight breeze
With pants ripped open right down to the knees
I ran to go help, but when I crossed the mud
I fell dick first right into his butt
He tried to buck and tried to get loose
Boy, get that thing out of my caboose
He said, are you done, I said not quite
Then he bounced that thing under the moonlight
There's three big men
With three big butts
He bounced all over
My bubble butt
I bounced all over
His bubble butt
It's a perfect night
To bust that nut