I Need A Friend

Fuck it!
(Susan! Make sure the door's locked!)
Too late bitch, I done pulled the fucking Glock
Hit you in the face with a mop and tied you up with socks
(Dial 911!)
Bitch I am a fucking cop
I'm not a cop, I'm the fucking lieutenant
For the last two months, I've been suspended
Suspended, cause I love to shoot
Male prostitutes
I love to catch 'em walking down Santa Monica Boulevard
Put a nine to 'em, catch 'em off guard
Any time of the day, I walk up to 'em and steal 'em
God hate fags, sent me here to kill 'em
Don't reach for the phone, don't call for help
I know you hate me, I fucking hate myself
I need someone to talk to, I'm glad you listen
Cause ten minutes from now, I'll be in prison

I need someone to listen to me
I need someone who cares about me
I need a friend
I need a friend
I need a friend
I need a friend

Shut up bitch 'fore I shoot you
This fucking nine will fucking execute you
You probably wondering why I'm in your house
It's a long story, just help me get out
See the story's that I'm a rapper trying to make it
Now I'm a rapist, that's trying to take it
You like my chain? Bitch don't break it
My mother gave it to me, it's kind of sacred
I used to be a Catholic priest, now I'm living on the street
Wanted for touching my little niece
It started off with my niece kissing me
Where the fuck you going bitch? Listen to me
And please believe she started with me first
I didn't know she was a virgin and her booty hole hurt
Stop staring at the phone, you can't make a call
I got your ass cheeks nailed to the wall
And I'm finally glad that the truth came out
This the part where it ends, I'll blow my brains out

I need someone to listen to me
I need someone who cares about me
I need a friend
I need a friend
I need a friend
I need a friend
I need a friend
I need a friend
I need a friend
I need a friend