Kidnapper (Take 2)

Oh hey, you got unnerving face
Twitching eyes like Norman Bates
You got a cigarette, eye on a mirror
Farm boy Brown, gas station sweeper

You took that girl, you put the saddle on her
Just 13, she's her daddy's apple
And she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh-huh

Oh hey, your daddy's Whiskey Sam
He's got bloodshot eyes like Ray Milland
Playing solitaire, your mother fidgets
You wanna be rich, but you won't dig ditches

She bitches like a brat, she got the money
People breaking their necks and she thinks it's funny
Where's your old man now?
Nobody's home, uh-huh

Kidnapper
Kidnapper
Kidnapper
Kidnapper
Well, she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh-huh

Oh hey, they call you Skinny Jim
And nobody knows the boat you're in
They dipped your tail when you were back in school
Well, you're a real strange cake, but you're nobody's fool

So you took that girl, you put the saddle on her
Just 13, she's fresh out of diapers
And she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh-huh

She don't know you're the kidnapper, uh-huh
Where's your old man now?
Nobody's home, uh-huh
Well, she don't know you're the kidnapper, uh-huh