Suzy & Jeffrey

Even though Jeff was worried
They weren't in a hurry
They planned a lovely honeymoon

Sue had a brand-new Chevy
Conservative in good taste
Only 30 payments due

They had outstanding tickets
They had no car insurance
But they had lots of things to do

They were getting organized
They had their plans all finalized
The date was set for Saturday

Suzy and Jeffery
They're gonna get married
They're goin' for a blood test

What if I don't pass my blood test?
What about our marriage license?
What if I can't be deprogrammed?

Don't act like it's your last chance
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch
It's not like Gordon Avenue

Suzy and Jeffery
They're gonna get married
They're goin' for a blood test

Jeffery said, "Let's wait"
Sue took her foot off the brake
He drove into a wall

Don't get excited now, don't shout
I'll scratch your eyes out
Now we can't have our honeymoon

Don't touch, she's my fiancé
Say, but I like the way you play
An autograph from Orson Wells

I'm a fan, here's my record
It's one we can't get programmed
We want to give to all of you

They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall

They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall

They had a disagreement
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall