Gary

They saw him disappear into the darkness that wet night
Mr. Scott hasn't seen him since
It seemed to be well planned from the footage they have
But they can't see who actually took him

Help us get him back where he belongs
As the police respond
Won't you keep an eye out for Gary?
He's eight foot tall with a fibreglass heart
Also known as Gary

I heard there's been a breakthrough
A registration plate
His movements, they were able to track
But you see, he comes from a fairly extended family
Don't know how many brothers he has

Help us get him back where he belongs
As the police respond
Won't you keep an eye out for Gary?
He's eight foot tall with a fibreglass heart
Also known as Gary

Oh, Gary, come home
Won't you come home?
You need to come home
Gary, come home
Won't you come home?
You need to come home

It's been three weeks as Mr. Scott pleads
"Don't forget about me, Gary"
As headlines fade on the tabloid pages
One day, they'll find Gary