Bank Holiday

Grandma has got new dentures to eat the crust of pizza
Bee taken out by daughter, because she thought she ought'a
The kids are eating snickers, because they're so delicious
Then there's sticky fingers and mother looses her knickers

Bank holiday comes six times a year
Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers
Bank holiday comes with six pack a beer
Then it's back to work A-G-A-I-N

Bar-b-que is cooking, sausages and chicken
The patio is buzzing, the neighbours they are looking
John is down the fun pub drinking lots of larger
Girls and boys are on the game, all the high streets look the same

Bank holiday comes six times a year
Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers
Bank holiday comes with six pack a beer
Then it's back to work A-G-A-I-N

Back to work A-G-A-I-N
Bank holiday comes six times a year
Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers
Bank holiday comes with six pack a beer
Then it's back to work A-G-A-I-N