Lo And Behold! (Take 1)

I pulled out for San Antonio
I never felt so good
My woman said she'd meet me there
And of course, I knew she would
The coachman, he hit me for my hook
And he asked me my name
I give it to him right away
I hung my head in shame

Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Lookin' for my lo and behold
Work me outta here, my dear man!

Now, I came into Pittsburgh
It was 6:30 flat
I found myself a vacant seat
There I put my hat
"What's the matter, Molly, dear
What's the matter with your mound?"
"What's it to ya, Moby Dick?
Don't you know this is chicken town!"

Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Lookin' for my lo and behold
Get me outta here, my dear man!

Now I bought my darlin' a herd of moose
Someone that she could call her own
She came out the very next day
Just to see where they had flown
I'm goin' down to Tennessee
Get me a truck or somethin'
I'm gonna save my money and rip it up!

Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Lookin' for my lo and behold
Get me outta here, my dear man!

Now, I come in on a Ferris wheel
Boys, I sure was slick
I moved in like a tornado
And also laid a few tricks on 'em
Movin' on now, I'm goin' to Pittsburgh again
Round and round that herd ride the horn
We all gonna go to sleep

Lo and behold! Lo and behold!
Lookin' for my lo and behold
Get me outta here, my dear man!