420Lb Poop

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh

Constipated beyond belief
Cannot release my poopy
Trying to shit for 30 days
Bloated by all the dookie

My intestines swell with gas
As the poo poo ferments
Liquid forms in my colon
I cry in pain on the toilet

My colon can't fit all of the poop
It's piled up into my stomach

I feel it coming
This is my moment
The time has come for the great release
Run to the potty
I spread my ass cheeks
My ass erupts with liquid
The toilet, overflows
With butt, squirt

Big poop
Butt squirt
Shit blood
Stinky poo-poo mess

Big poop
Butt squirt
Shit blood
Stinky poo poo mess

I flush the poop, but it can't keep up
My poop comes out faster than the toilet
The liquid is now mixed with solid
I have massive diarrhea

There is blood mixed in with the poop
Massive piles of festering blood poop

I am covered in blood and feces

I am dead
Killed by poopy doo-doo
I am dead
Killed by poopy doo-doo, uh