Opera For Idiots: The Queen Of The Night (Full Aria)

I'm so pissed off, I'm literally shaking
Damn you, Sarastro
But I will not go down without a fight
With all her might
The queen of the night will have vengeance
I love to use third person, I'm intense, yes
I'd kill him myself if not for all his guards
But they trust you
Dearest darling, pookie-poo
Could you do your mom a teeny favor, sweetie pie
I need you to kill your dad, Sarastro, here's a knife
Sorry, when I think of stabbing, I start laughing
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Stab him one or two dozen times
Get him in the gut and I'll be proud of you, my dear
Get him in the eyes and you'll be daughter of the year
Yeah, I know it isn't funny
Sorry, honey, but I can't stop laughing
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
And if you say you won't, then you'll be disowned
The knife is very rusty
So thrust it nice and thrusty
I know you're scared, but trust me
Killing dad will be so fun
You've got this, I promise
Better not miss
Or I'll curse you, honey bun
Mommy loves you so much
Don't you love me too
Then prove it, you know what to do
Go stab your father in the neck
I have to laugh, give me one sec
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sarastro, heed a mother's vow
You've won for now
But I will have the last laugh
Ha, ha, ha
Best of luck, dear
Mommy needs a drink