I Stardew

So I'm into breaking rocks now
Yeah I'm down with chopping trees
I am not the woodsy kind
Or mechanically inclined
But today I built a house
I mean, for bees
Folks have called this game addictive
So I tried it out one night
I've been playing for a while now
And it turns out they were right

I have not seen my bed in 13 days
But I'm picking berries
And I'm making mayonnaise
My cauliflower finally sprouted
And for some reason I give
Such a shit about it!
People made a lot of hay about this game

But now I get it
And sweet lord, I love making hay
So many things I never do
But apparently in lieu
I Star-do

I give diamonds to my homeboys
And I'm working toward a wife
People like you 'cause of gifts
So I pass them out in shifts
I wish everybody liked me
Just like real life
Found some goodies in the garbage
Found a mouse who runs a shop
But the thing which I have not found
Is a way to make it stop

My phone has 603 missed calls
But a cowboy wizard gave me drugs
And I tripped balls
The feet are falling off the bunnies
Wait what?
When I buy seeds I blow like 18,000 monies
I'm in shambles and I have no good excuse
But I clear brambles and I brew
Potato juice
All these skills I don't pursue
Well they're finally comin' true
'Cause I Star-do

I just gotta play one more day
Gotta play one more day
Gotta play one more day
Gotta play one more day
One more day
Oh, gotta poop
But it's on the Switch
So we're good
How is this so much better than Harvest Moon
When it's basically Harvest Moon?
A much better soundtrack
No load times
Great goals
Adoption, inclusion
And streamlined controls
I'd recommend this game to anyone, anywhere
Just as long as you've got 1500 hours
You could spare

So I guess this is my life now
And I've just stopped asking why
Maybe it'll be okay
What a way to spend a day
Fish and farm and chop and shop and
Cry and cry and cry and cry
There's a twinkly little light I see
Maybe I should go to bed
I tried playing Stardew Valley
And oh, wait
Yeah
I'm dead
Worth it