The Parking Ticket

I've been having a bad, bad day
Come on, won't you put that pad away?

I'm asking you, please, no
It isn't right, it isn't fair
There was no parking anywhere
I think that hydrant wasn't there

Why can't you let it go?
I think I've paid more than my share
I'm just a poor girl, don't you care?

Hey, I'm not wearing underwear