Fairy Mary Mag

Don't do anything just stand there
Holding the light with man and boy shaking all hands
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead

Six big strong boys from the land
Chewed off a piece of Mary Magdalenes arms
While guardians wailed 'Oh for shame! For shame!'

I will tear the secret from your arms

And come boys out from the hat!
I cannot see your feet!
Come on my lucky lads! You don't want to live forever!
As I live and breathe as if in danger or as if in doubt
(Ran in circles screaming 'SHOUT!')
If I were a bad dog you'd all be dead

(Crucified) I thought you were dead