Downtown One Night...

Yo kids, it's Carman here. How you doin? Let me tell you about my friend Lawrence. Yeah, he's that cat on the cover. I call him "L" for short. First time we met, downtown one night, L and another cat named Spitz were cleaning out my car. You know stealing, ganking, robbing? Well, good thing I came along when I did

Hey check out this ride huh?
I don't know about this Spitz
Hey, hey chill it's cool
Hey we could get busted
Listen L, if you wanna hang with the gang you better get used to this real quick
I don't know man

(smash)

There see? No car alarm, no nothing! I'll yank out the stereo, you check out the glove compartment
Yeah, okay Let's see some maps here, some tapes Hey, I bet the book could be worth something
Spitz: Bag the book, L. Look for greenbacks, credit cards, you know
Look Spitz, look look! It's got a black leather cover, name lettered in gold
Spitz: Forget the book
C-A-R-M-A-N, Carman. What a smooth car this man. I wonder if
Jam! Someone's coming, let's grab some tapes and cruise
Look Spitz, this has some black letters, some red letters... some stories
Hey furball, what are you doing in my car?
Look at this... wait a minute, you ain't Spitz
Your friend jetted
He took off?
I should take a picture of this. I mean, I never seen a car broken into by two actual cat burglars
Uh, I gotta jet man
Hey wait up, that's a nice book you got there
Yeah, lether cover, gold lettering
It's probably worth something. You're gonna lift it aren't you?
Yeah... I mean no... I mean it's not mine
Well, it is now
Huh?
I'm letting you have it
Straight up? Uh wait, are you this Car-man?
Carman. Car-man... yeah that's it
Oh, so this is your car?
That's right Garfield
And this is your glovebox?
Yep, you're very brilliant
This is your car manual?
Wellllll...
Well listen man, I'm outta here I gotta go get something to eat
No chill man, like you need the book more than me
Man you messin with me?
No really it's yours. I got another Bible at home
Bible! This a Bible? Man I heard of this
Yeah?
Yeah man, I dig the part about the homeboy in a cage of lions knocking out the giant whale with a slingshot Man that's hard
Well that's not exactly it. Here, let me tell you what the book says: