Jacket

I took a good long drive down the NJ Pike
Thinkin' Why you gotta be the type of boy I like?
And why you act so dumb, all the books you read?
You got a body like that, but you're living in your head

I make a quick pit stop at the Molly Pitcher
You say you got a girl, but I don't see her with ya
You say you want a drink but I want something stiffer
You say I oughta keep it clean... I ain't a Swiffer

Well, I like your shirt; I like your jacket
I like to think about you when I whack it
It doesn't hurt; there's nothing to it
Call me when you've had another think and honey let's do it

When we met last week in the elevator
Said, "I've gotta feed a meter, but I'm gonna see you later"
In the bar you were chewing on a swizzle stick
I said, "you look so good you're gonna make me sick"

You tried to take a walk, but it was too much
You only wanna talk, you know I'm gonna wanna touch
We tried to have a chat, but it was too scary
You're just a Democrat, I'm a revolutionary

Well, I like your shirt; I like your jacket
I like to think about you when I whack it
It doesn't hurt; there's nothing to it
Call me when you've had another think and honey let's do it
I like your shirt, I like your jacket
I like to think about you when I
I like your shirt, I like your jacket
I like to think about you when I