Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl

You know what they say
Never waste a Friday night on a first date
But there I was
In my heels with my hair straight

And so, I take him to this bar
This man wouldn't dance
He didn't ask a single question

And he was wearing these fugly jeans
It doesn't matter though, he doesn't have what it takes
To be with a girl like me

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la
Not overdramatic, I know what I want
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la
We're leaving the planet and you can't come

Uh-huh, I'm through
With all these hyper-mega-bummer boys like you
Oh yeah, I need
A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me

We're high, we're drunk
Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one
Oh yeah, I need
A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me

Telling secrets, there on the mattress
Wearing nothing but glitter and lashes
At every party, we're the party, shaking our asses
Making out (uh-huh) while the world collapses

La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la
Not overdramatic, I know what I want
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la
We're leaving the planet and you can't come

Uh-huh, I'm through
With all these hyper-mega-bummer boys like you
Oh yeah, I need
A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me

We're high, we're drunk
Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one
Oh yeah, I need
A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me

Get up off your feet, get up on that bar
Walk that walk from Tokyo to New York
With everything you feel and everything you are
Walk that walk, flash the camera
Flash the camera, flash the camera, you're a star

Uh-huh (uh-huh), I'm through (I'm through)
With all these hyper-mega-bummer boys like you
Oh yeah (oh yeah), I need (I need)
A super graphic ultra-modern girl like me

We're high, we're drunk
Well, look at her moving baby, she's the one
Oh yeah (oh yeah), I need (I need)
A super graphic ultra-modern, oh, you got me la-la-la-ling
Hyper-sexy, top to bottom, girl like me