Snooker Loopy

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy

Now old me-o we all know
Has got loads of dapper suits
London bred and he keeps his head
Though he's got Italian roots
Emotional when he keeps his cool
Till he reaches the finals
Then whether he wins or whether he don't
Always pipe me eyeballs
But our friend den how's he's spent
Down the snooker hall
On the old green baize mates seem amazed
With his skills with a snooker ball
But them long shots he never ever got
Why the old mind boggles
But nowadays he pots the lot
Cause I wear these goggles

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy

Now terry the tat was born in a gaff
In the valleys of the land of song
And as the reds he puts to bed
He likes to sing along
If I win he says with a grin
It can only help me carn it
I'll celebrate and buy a number eight
Hairbrushes for me barnet
But old willy fawn his hair's all gone
And his mates all take the rise
His opponents said cover up his head
Cause you're shining in my eyes
When the light shines down on his bare crown
It's a cert he's gonna walk it
It's just not fair giving off that glare
Perhaps I ought to chalk it

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy

Steve last year come very near
To winning the snooker crown
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut
Cause the black ball wouldn't go down
His manager and all said fuck that ball
But it helped him make his mind up
Now he don't care who wins this year
Cause he's got the rest of us signed up

Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy
Snooker loopy nuts are we
Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do
With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds then screw back
For the yellow green brown blue pink and black
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy
Snooker loopy nuts are we
We're all snooker loopy