What In Tardation

I didn't know they made country ones
Bet he's from down south
This town ain't big enough for the both of us
Tarner, Brooks, and Downs
Eastbound and down, Post McCombs
Wyatt Durf, Chris Simpleton, ol' down road

What in tarnation?
Luke Combs, he drives a F-149
What in tarnation?
Down Yonder Syndrome
He's definitely makin' them at night

Never seen a cowboy-flavored one before
Cross that off the bingo list
Line dancin' all over the spectrum
Bro doesn't suffer from autism, he just has it
From the short bus to the short truck
Always makin' strides
Utah whiskey and grilled cheese in the nighttime

What in tarnation?
Bet he's an expert at downshifting
He's got yeehawtism
What in tarnation?
Truck has an extra cylinder
He gon' rizz 'em with the tism

The Texas Chrome Ranger
Shane Gillis doin' well, I see
I just need to see a Filipino one
And my Pokédex will be complete