The Harvard Variations

Hello. I'm Emmett Forrest
Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law
Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves

Aaron Shultz
I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own?
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me!

Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
What's up?
Yo!

Sundeep Agrawal Padomadon
But you may call me "Your Majesty"
In my country my word was law but then I flee
Because of stupid "coup d'état"
But here I learn
I make new friends
And soon return
In bullet-proof Mercedes-Benz

Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Har-

Enid hopes!
I did the peace corps overseas
Inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself
From mud and trees
I fought to clean up their lagoons
And save their rare endangered loons
And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons

Pretty impressive, good-

But now I'm on the legal track
Because this country's out of whack
And only women have the guts to go and take it back
We'll make the government come clean
And get more people voting green
And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine

I love your top! It is so fatigue chic!
Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan?
And Warner Huntington the Third?
It's in Houser, over there, second building on the left
Thanks!

I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes (in my country)
My word was law (I did the peace corps overseas)
Inoculating refugees (Harvard's the perfect place for me)
Harvard's the perfect place for-

Warner!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
'Scuse me!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Pardon me!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Comin' through!

Harvard's the perfect place for me!
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard-
Elle?
Oh-my-God, Warner? I totally forgot you go here!