Freeloaders

Get the little bastard in the basement
And drop him back off at the motel
Take the wrappers and the jelly packets
The follower freed from a jail cell
I don't remember putting a sign up
And I don't recall leavin' a light on
Was there a hole in the wall
Or a rat on a corner
Singin' na na na na na
Come closer

Hey there
Come on over
You can eat the chip off my shoulder
Go and swing from a chandelier
And take my heart as a souvenir
Hey there
Let's get crazy
The party's pumpin'
And I'm making mac and mayonnaise
It's ok steal it all away
So come on over
'Cause we welcome freeloaders

I was thinking 'bout a sprinter van
Heading out to the wild of the promised land
Take my cats and the kinder folk
Teach 'em all how to take a joke
I don't remember seeing a sign up
And nobody left me a light on
But there was a hole in my wall
And a kid on the corner
Singing na na na na na
You're a poser

Hey there
Come on over
You can eat the chip off my shoulder
Go and swing from a chandelier
And take my heart as a souvenir
Hey there
Let's get crazy
The party's pumpin'
And I'm making mac and mayonnaise
It's ok steal it all away
So come on over
'Cause we welcome freeloaders

Tell your ride or die before it's too late
We're all exploding like a lava cake
Take a picture of your plans in the pipeline
Before they call a Roto-Rooter to the lifeline

I don't remember putting a sign up
And don't recall leaving the light on
But there's a hole in the wall and a rat on my corner
Singin' na na na na na
Come closer
Come closer

Hey there
Come on over
You can eat the chip off my shoulder
Go and swing from a chandelier
And take my heart as a souvenir
Hey there
Let's get crazy
The party's pumpin'
And I'm making mac and mayonnaise
It's ok steal it all away
So come on over
'Cause we welcome
Welcome freeloaders

(Hey there)
Whoo hoo
(Hey there)
Whoo hoo
(Hey there)
Whoo hoo