How To Succeed In Mountport (Feat. Zach Reino, Jess Mckenna & Scott Passarella)
Collegehumor'S Dropout
2:09Collegehumor'S Dropout
I'm going to tell you something You know the legend of the baseball playing Traveling baseball playing kid who can change the world The one who is uh foretold to come to this town and change everything (That's right, that's right) And for you, your reign would be toppled should they arrive That's right Yeah I've heard of it Well, I'm gonna tell you more about it Ok A very very long time ago A legend was foretold This was when I was younger But now, now I'm old (That's right) And here's the thing Back in the day the sky was blue not green (That's true) And I said my destiny is to be a woman who is me But there's one person who can foil it all A baseball playing girl They, she Will foil my plans to take over the world I've been writing these down (You better write) Because I'm a professional (Good) I've been writing these down, every evil plan that you have said Tell me about the evil plan that's in your head The legend says that this girl (Right) She who will play ball (That's true, yeah) But she needs to be on a field that's green not dusty at all Right a baseball field traditionally Right but here's the thing She must also play her game in light (Right) So I'm building this tower as high is it goes And it represents my might You're gonna tear her down (Tear her down) 'Cause you're a professional (I'm a professional) And tear down a hero is what professional villains do (That's right) You're gonna tear her down 'Cause you're a professional (I'm a professional) And Pinocchio will be right there assisting you (That's right) Oh you tear her down