Ticket To Nowhere (Feat. Jess Mckenna, Zeke Nicholson & Scott Passarella)
Collegehumor'S Dropout
2:33Collegehumor'S Dropout
You could buy Your own ticket to something new If that's something you wanna do A ticket to somewhere new Extra extra Mean Tina turns over a new leaf Wow So I could be Nice Tina Sure Or cool Tina Yeah sure Sexy Tina (ok) Sexy Tina The train conductress Sexy Tina train conductress I like the sound of that I guess money can buy a giant tower But it can't buy A vocation and a passion for overland travel Sure Hey, it's noon That's the time for the big baseball game to start Oh wow This is your real moment Alexa What can you do on the baseball field? And the first pitch goes out from Alexa Alexa's now run back to the batter- Run to the diamond at home plate And the first swing hits Alexa It's going Going The ball is going straight into the remnants of Tina's tower And boom It's demolished it Mountport, one and all Thank you so much for welcoming in a scrappy kid from not here Hi ho to you all Hi ho to you (hi ho) Here's what I know for sure No home run is worth it if you can't run home to a home you love That's true Say that one again No home run is worth it if you can't run home to a home you love A home like Mountport A home that you love Where the mountains meet the sea Next stop Palm Springs