Bikini Bottom Day

Ah
Good morning world!
And all who inhabit it
Jump out of bed
Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail
(Meow)

Full steam ahead
The S.S. "I Am Ready" is about to set sail
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better, but it keeps on trying
I'm on my way
Somewhere there's a krabby patty that needs frying

And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream?
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene?
Gary, it's me
Happy just to be here in the world renowned

Bikini Bottom
How I love this town
Bikini Bottom
When the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day

Good morning Patrick!
(Uh, is it morning already?)
It sure is
And I'm singing an opening number!
(Oh, oh! I want a verse!)

I missed a snack
This busy schedule makes it hard to be me
To stay on track
Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV

There might not be time for a nap, but I'll do what I can
They're showing all the episodes of Mermaid Man
Oh, every single one!
I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock (favorite rock)

Bikini bottom
Now, what rhymes with rock? (Rhymes with rock)
Bikini bottom
Nothing rhymes with rock (rhymes with rock)
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day

(Would you two please keep it down?)
Good morning, Squidward!
(Another day, another migraine)

When I want some quiet there's nowhere to go
A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo
They never go away (never go away)
Typical Bikini Bottom day

We now follow SpongeBob past the tree-dome
Home to Sandy Cheeks the squirrel
Hard at work on her latest invention

Boy howdy, that was close!
It's just a little smoke, a minor setback (setback)
A few more hours at most
And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack (jetpack)

And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl
Will spread her wings and fly
Her bushy tail a comet's trail
Clear across the sky

Above the town and looking down
On a typical Bikini Bottom day (day, day)
Bye Sandy!
I'm off to work, at the Krusty Krab

Ah, yes
Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment
Home to the Krabby Patty
Owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs

And across town, the least popular restaurant
The Chum Bucket
Run by Sheldon J. Plankton
Two archenemies locked in a fast food Cold War

Winds from the west
Everywhere you look, the skies are clear and sunny
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money

Laugh while you can
Until the day you laugh no more forever (forever)
I've got a plan
And I went to college, so you know it's clever

They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work
Ha, who would say that?
Probably some penniless jerk
Soon the day will come
When they'll all love chum

It's just a matter of time (Bikini Bottom)
'Til I get them in line (Bikini Bottom)
And this town is all mine!
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day

SpongeBob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean
Where's Mr. Krabs?
It's take your kid to work day

Just think Pearl, me darling daughter
One day this will all be yours
Soon as you graduate high school, I'll start ya as manager!
(But I have my own dreams daddy!)

Uh, Mr. Krabs
If she doesn't want to be manager
I know someone who'd be great for the job!
(You?
My boy, you're just a wee simple sponge
A fry cook's all you'll ever be!)

Why can't he see?
I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on
Maybe it's me
Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on?

Come on Mr. Krabs, I could do it if you give me one chance
Then everyone would say, "Good morning, Mr. Squarepants!"
I would never rest, until I was the best!
SpongeBob get in the kitchen!
It's opening time!

In the world renowned Bikini Bottom (renowned)
Our own home town (home town)
Bikini Bottom
And the sun shines down, the sun shines down (sun shines down, sun shines down)
The sun shines down, the sun shines down (sun shines down)

It's a typical (incredible)
A regular (exceptional)
An ordinary (extraordinary)
Bikini Bottom

Day
Bikini Bottom day
Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom
Bikini Bottom day!