Plead The Fifth

I'll bleed the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight

They say I was drunk, I threw a punch
I called some big ol' bouncer dumb
So he kicked me out, I snuck back inside
And that's how I got these two black eyes
I got lonely, called my ex
Said, "Can I come over?" She said, "I guess"
So I called a Lyft, he picked me up
'Bout halfway there, I blew some chunks
He kicked me out on Cherry Street
'Bout that time, I saw blue lights blink
Said, "You can't be here, can't sleep here"
So I went to the quick mart, bought a beer

Went back to where that cop was parked
And I poured that High Life on his car
And he put me in the back with a dude named Mark
Wound up at the station and here we are
When I see that judge at 8 a.m
I know my rights and I'll tell him

I plead the fifth, I did some shit when I was drunk last night
I raised some hell, I posted bail but I won't testify
It all went south and I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight

So I called my brother, he got me out
Said, "Sleep it off there on my couch"
'Bout 4 o'clock, it was happy hour
And I've always been a sucker for a whiskey sour
I thought I'd have just one, then
Somehow two turned into ten
And I thought, "Oh hell, here we go again"
And some pretty girl gave me a grin

We stumbled into some different place
Right 'bout that time, I saw my face on a poster up on the wall
Said, "Don't serve this guy alcohol"
Then she asked me, "Hey, ain't that you?
What the hell'd you do?"

I plead the fifth, I did some shit when I was drunk last night
I raised some hell, I posted bail but I won't testify
It all went south and I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight

That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Don't know what I did, but I didn't do it

I plead the fifth, I did some shit when I was drunk last night
I raised some hell, I posted bail but I won't testify
It all went south and I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight

It all went south and I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight