Quatermaster Store

There is cheese, cheese
That brings you to your knees
In the store, in the store
There is cheese, cheese
That brings you to your knees
In the quartermaster store

There is tea, tea
But not for you and me
In the store, in the store
There is tea, tea
But not for you and me
In the quartermaster store

There are rats, rats
In bowler hats and spats
In the store, in the store
There are rats, rats
In bowler hats and spats
In the quartermaster store

There are beans, beans
That make you fill your jeans
In the store, in the store
There are beans, beans
That make you fill your jeans
In the quartermaster store

There's a chief, chief
Who never brings the beef
In the store, in the store
There's a chief, chief
Who never brings the beef
In the quartermaster store