A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes (Feat. Vincent Rodriguez Iii)

Girl, I know things haven't always been so easy for you
Kids were mean, and your daddy walked right out the door too
Maybe we should have a session, address your anxiety and depression
'Cause I got a funny feeling if we do

Baby, you can kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye
You're never gonna miss all that stress you've been keeping inside
All your psychological problems
Girl, we're gonna solve them
'Cause we're not just a boy band made up of four Joshes
We're also a team of licensed mental health professionals

We'll help you understand the reasons that your mom made you sad
And why every man you date is just a stand-in for your dad
We'll stop revisiting your fears once we wipe away your tears
Trust us, girl, your prognosis isn't bad

Baby, you can kiss all your unexplained symptoms goodbye
You're never gonna miss all those nightmares in which you tend to die
We'll get you through those developmental stages
That you've been stuck in for ages
'Cause we're not just a boy band made up of four Joshes
We're also a team of nationally recognized
Mental health professionals
Trained in cognitive behavioral therapy
With specialties in personality and sleep disorders
And love