Love Kernels (Feat. Rachel Bloom)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
3:24Steppin' in the club, all those eyes on me But there's only one pair that I see He got a tight ass bod Big brown eyes Come on, cutie, get between my thighs 'Cause I... I don't even know your name (It's Jason, remember?) Shh, don't tell me, don't tell me Why... Don't we just call each other baby? It'll be simpler Hey, sexy stranger, come back to my place And I hope you're not a murderer Kiss me, baby, all over the place And please don't be a murderer Please don't be a murderer Pl-Pl-Please don't be a murderer I'm sorry, I'll stop talking 'bout the murderer thing Let me get back to playin' with your thing You got a beautiful ass Strong ass arms Is that a gun? Oh thank god, it's just your penis Have... You been tested for STDs? (STDs) Tell me please (STDs) Then... Waited the three month window And got tested again Just makin' sure Most people don't know about the window Hey, sexy stranger, let's go to my place And please don't harvest my kidney Don't give me that incredulous face I saw a movie like that on Lifetime Uh, your balls smell weird Your balls smell so much worse than I feared You haven't aired out those balls in hours Please go wash your balls in the shower The bathroom is right down the hall, okay? Please don't steal anything on the way (Don't steal) Hey, sexy stranger, I'll be right back I just forgot to do the dishes Keep yourself horny, stay in the mood I promise I'll be back, okay, see you in a second, bye